Wednesday, April 18, 2012

"The Talk" Update 04/17/12

Dadd Log: 04/17/12
Subject: "New Guy"
Objective: Give "The Talk"

"New Guy" is smarter than I thought. He had mom with him. This was an unexpected set back. He must have known it was coming. I suspect Dawn has thrown a friendly warning his way. Talk would have not been as affective with him having backup. Talk will have to wait until further date. Weekend looks promising. I am thinking of purchasing camouflage face paint. Just for dramatic affect. Too much? Time will tell.

Dadd Out...

Monday, April 16, 2012

"The Upcoming Talk"

Dad's nightmare begins yet again.  We have a new boyfriend.  Yaaa!  You just can't imagine the excitement this brings to my life.   

Seems like a nice kid.  I have met him a couple times dropping Dawn off at his house to eat with him and his parents.  I have yet to come up with a good nick name for him due to little time I have been around him.  ("That Guy") seems to cover most all of them.  However tonight he will be at the house for a few minutes.  My turf.  Just long enough to get "The Talk".  I have been asked by Mandy and Dawn to please not try and scare the mess out of him cause he is a nice kid..  So being the loving father and husband I am, I agreed.  (the finger cross thing still applies right?)  I hope so, because if he does not leaves the house without a new found respect for his life then I failed.  I will have a follow post soon on this subject. 

This reminds me, I have found a new saying for a shirt I am going to have Clements Printing make for me.  I only wish I had it to wear for the talk tonight. 


Let me know what you guys think about it.