Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Soccer Dads Trash Talking!!!!

This is a copy of an email correspondence between myself and our CPA "Randy" here at Cives.  Dawns soccer team has a game today against Thomas Central.  Randy's daughter plays on the Central team.  The trash talking began Tuesday.  Start at the top and read down.

Warning, some photos get a little PG-13. 


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From: Flanders Clements
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:13 AM
To: Randy Eason
Subject: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!


Beware of these girls… They have been known to kick, slap, bite, scratch, pinch, push, shove and tackle opponents.  They also love puppies…. GO PACKERS!!!!!!!!!




















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From: Randy Eason
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:28 AM
To: 'Flanders Clements'
Cc: 'Stephanie'; Allison Eason
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

The only way I would be scared of these girls was if I was a 13 year old boy.

Tell these gals to stick to texting and watching Justin Bieber.

Randy
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From: Flanders Clements
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:31 AM
To: 'Randy Eason'
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

These girls eat the guts of little boys like Bieber for breakfast and ask for seconds…  Animals!!!

-Flanders


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From: Randy Eason
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:44 AM
To: 'Flanders Clements'
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

Looks like they are more worried about the color of their finger nails to me.

Our girls are focused and extremely fast. They don’t monkey around.

















Randy
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From: Flanders Clements
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:05 AM
To: 'Randy Eason'
Cc: Mandy (Work)
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

We don’t monkey around brother.. Neither do our fans….
























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From: Randy Eason
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:38 AM
To: 'Flanders Clements'
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

Nor does our coach.


























-Randy

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From: Flanders Clements
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:52 AM
To: 'Randy Eason'
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

Yeah we heard about your coach..
























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From: Randy Eason
Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:13 AM
To: 'Flanders Clements'
Cc: 'Stephanie'; Mandy (Work)
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

Allison ate nails for breakfast after bench pressing 400 lbs 10 times.

Randy

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From: Flanders Clements 
Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:37 AM
To: 'Randy Eason'
Cc: 'Stephanie'; 'Mandy (Work)'
Subject: RE: Good Morning From the Hog Pen!!

Dawn woke up this morning to the Rocky theme song “Eye Of the Tiger”, went to the kitchen and downed about 5 raw eggs (little liquid chicken diet), before rubbing blood on her face and walking into the front yard yelling “VICTORY” .


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***Now after all that trash talk, we get to ride to the game together after work today.  

3 comments:

  1. supreme hilarious post. and who pays you to "work"?

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  2. Game ended in a 2 - 2 tie. They face off again in a few weeks. Trash talk will resume then.

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  3. So funny, can't wait to hear about round two of the trash talking! Why do they even allow ties in soccer? They should have OT or sudden death or something.

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